how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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