are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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