are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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