Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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