im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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