i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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