My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I supernannyed him into submission
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.