In the future we'll all be gay
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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