I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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