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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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