Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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