i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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