You made me cry and you don't even care
Your tits are I can't wait for
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
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this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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