I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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