I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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