I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
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i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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