The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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