In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
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I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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