You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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