your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
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I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I need a beard to bite.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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