is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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