Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize