Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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