how can u be prego again
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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