I can text with my tongue
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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