hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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