I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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