Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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