Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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