I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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