I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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