ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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