Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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