ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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