This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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