this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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