i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
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Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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