Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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