For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
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Have fun and good luck.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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