Fine. I'll sleep in my office
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
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I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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