Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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