Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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