Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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