So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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