is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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