I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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