I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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