Plan B is the new Plan A
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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