Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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