***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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