Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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