Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Randomize
