By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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