big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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