new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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